Knock-knock jokes are one of the classic ways to get people laughing no matter what their age is.
Or maybe cringe depending on the person.
But regardless, everyone can appreciate some corny fun humor.
It doesn’t matter if it’s the kids, adults, grandparents, or teens; they’re funny and a good way to lighten up the mood.
Also, I believe I’ve rounded up some of the best knock-knock jokes for kids and adults alike, so you can stay entertained no matter the situation. Road trips, parties, dinner at the table—it doesn’t matter. They’re great for any time and fun to share with everyone in your life.
So the next time you run into someone who looks like they could use a good laugh, try one of these jokes on them!
Best Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
KGB.
KGB Wh-
VE VILL ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!
2. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s “to whom” actually.
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly! Cow says “moo!”
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen will these jokes ever end?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel… that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you’re laughing already!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out sometime?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow, you really like to yell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke when you hear one!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best at telling jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma little tired of knocking—let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any funnier?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I’m coming in!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy or not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for another joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone—I’m busy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep, vroom vroom!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger, I’m starving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie-body home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in quick—it’s cold!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me who’s knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe let me in or what?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Ok, W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ach.
Ach, who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!
Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Yoda lay he.
Yoda lay he who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing knocking on my door?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Owls
Owls who?
They sure do!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to hear another joke?
Clever Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A really bad burglar.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Control freak who?
Okay, now you say, ‘Control freak who?’
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dyslexic cow.
Dyslexic cow wh–
OOM!
Knock, knock.
Who there?
Weave.
Weave who?
Weave been tryna to reach you about your vehicle warranty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron answer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked—let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer credit.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Exactly—you’ve heard of me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A person who can’t reach the doorbell.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you—hand over your wallet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you blind—I’m taking your snacks!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me, or are you ignoring me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Velcro.
Velcro who?
Velcro your shoes—it’s time to run!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wade.
Wade who?
Wade a minute… you’re not ready?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really? You don’t recognize me? Amish you too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe to no good, I can tell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my glass, it’s empty!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money please.
Good Knock Knock Jokes for Family Night
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olaf.
Olaf who?
Olaf my jokes are snow good!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Its Idaho not idawho
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwain the bathtub, Im dwowning
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe to something funny—I can tell!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me to stop knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down you looketh tired
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna in next time to hear the punchline!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who?
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me why I keep knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick your watch—I’ve been knocking forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh don’t recognize me? It’s your friend!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin the cops if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Corny Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind…it’s pointless.
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Déjà vu.
Déjà vu who?
Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana come in, but the door’s locked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your best joke yet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to open the door—this is taking forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle you let me inside, please?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto be a law against bad jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
Cute Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase; let’s go!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama be your best friend forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside! Let me in already!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otis.
Otis who?
Otis a nice day for a walk!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otis.
Otis who?
Otis a nice day for a walk!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie the Pooh!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never guess who it is!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jules.
Jules who?
Jules you believe in magic?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eugene.
Eugene who?
Eugene a great friend to me!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
Chasing Foxes was started in 2016 as a way for Grace and her husband, Silas, to start traveling. However, they started to realize that they had a passion for improving themselves, and wanted to help others level up their lives as well. So whether it's with cooking, travel, or staying healthy, they want to help you better your life bit by bit, as they do the same.